INTERVIEWER: Give me one of your purely satisfying mean moments. TINA FEY: The first thing that comes to mind is a more recent one, when Amy Poehler and I were in the airport last week in Toronto and we were getting hassled by this middle-aged businessman who was doing that thing that middle-aged businessmen do, being rude. And then Amy, in the middle of the airport, screamed, “Fuck you, you fuckin’ dick, you fuckin’ rich asshole.” And it was so satisfying—it was immediate release. She would probably be mortified that I told you. (x)

INTERVIEWER: Give me one of your purely satisfying mean moments.
TINA FEY: The first thing that comes to mind is a more recent one, when Amy Poehler and I were in the airport last week in Toronto and we were getting hassled by this middle-aged businessman who was doing that thing that middle-aged businessmen do, being rude. And then Amy, in the middle of the airport, screamed, “Fuck you, you fuckin’ dick, you fuckin’ rich asshole.” And it was so satisfying—it was immediate release. She would probably be mortified that I told you. (x)

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Ellen tells Kristen there’s a sloth nearby. x

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sodelightfullyvague:

describing-the-sky:

lostwithoutmydoctor:

crucio-sweetcrucio:


piercing-whore:

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s War
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Bin Laden
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Afganistan
Harry Potter and the Goblet of the Soldier
Harry Potter and the Order of Seal Team 6
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Terrorist
Harry Potter and the Deathly Bombing

I CAN’T.

OH, GOSH


LET AMERICA SHOW YOU HOW HARRY POTTER IS DONE.

for joel

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Terrorist. Lol.

sodelightfullyvague:

describing-the-sky:

lostwithoutmydoctor:

crucio-sweetcrucio:

piercing-whore:

  • Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s War
  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Bin Laden
  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Afganistan
  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of the Soldier
  • Harry Potter and the Order of Seal Team 6
  • Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Terrorist
  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Bombing

I CAN’T.

OH, GOSH

LET AMERICA SHOW YOU HOW HARRY POTTER IS DONE.

for joel

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Terrorist. Lol.

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